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Damn you straight to hell! *shakes fist*
There I was, minding my own business perusing the aisles at Target, when your siren song called to me. There you were, beautifully displayed in a way that made me feel like I was at the beauty counter at Nordstrom. I did my best to walk away, after all, what kinda jackass spends $14 on an eyeliner at Target of all places, but I am weak and could not resist your charm. And, so, I became that jackass.
At first things looked promising- JK by Jemma Kid I-Conic eyes pencil liner. When I applied you to my sleepy, early morning eyes, you swept across my lids with a deep, rich black color that made me look wide awake. And the cap that doubles as a sharpener? Pure genius.
I looked fabulous as I sailed out the door at 8:30am, but if only I had known you would betray me so quickly. Upon arrival to the office, I was greeted at my cubicle by one of the many sexy boys I work with. There truly is no better way to start the day, than with a flirty exchange with a cute co-worker. After he left me to my work, I whipped out my compact to see how you were doing, expecting that a mere 45 minutes after application, you would look freshly applied. But the nightmare staring back at me told a much different story.
For in less than an hour, you had run all over the place, making me look like an escaped mental patient from the Shady Side asylum for the criminally insane and cosmetically challenged. And so, in one fell swoop, I managed to waste $14 of my hard earned money, AND I looked like even more of a jackass in front of the cute boy – a feat I am perfectly capable of without the help of crappy eyeliner, thank you.
And so, JK by Jemma Kid I-Conic eyes pencil liner, you FAIL! I may even go so far as to say you EPIC FAIL. Thanks for the fail, and please enjoy the car ride back to Target, where I will exchange you for something a little less dangerous, like a sharp object or an Ogilvie Home Perm kit.