Archive for the ‘MAC’ Category

It’s finally here kids! I know it took forever and I didn’t get to add all the fancy music and what not, but i’ll re-upload later once I figure all that out. Now shut up and watch the video before I cut yo ass!





Products Used:
- Make up Forever HD Foundation
- Urban Decay Primer Potion
- Stila Sheer Pressed Powder
- Bourjois eye shadow in Blanc Diaphane
- Stila Eye Shadow in Black Cat
- L’Oreal Lineur Intense Eye Liner in Carbon Black
- Wet N Wild Eyeliner in Dark Brown
- MAC lipstick in Russian Red

Over the past year a bunch of “Chola Look” tutorials have hit YouTube, and one of my lovely readers asked me to do one, since the other ones aren’t “authentic.” Now by authentic, I mean they’re more Hollywood Chola (a la Gwen Stefanie and Fergie) rather than what an actual chola would wear.

So I basically did a tutorial based on how I wore my make-up in high school, back when I THOUGHT I was a chola. I say thought becuase I doubt real hardcore cholas washed their make-up off before their parents came to pick them up from private school. Lulz.

I did the tutorial tonight, so here are a few stills until I can figure out how to work this damn video editing equipment. Why am I doing that, you ask? Cuz I finally got a real video camera…woo hoo!

I’ll include a list of the products I used below the photos so those of you who wanna try it out can pick these items up in the meantime.




Products Used:
- Make up Forever HD Foundation
- Urban Decay Primer Potion
- Stila Sheer Pressed Powder
- Cover Girl Cheekers Blush in Soft Sable
- Bourjois Wet/Dry eye shadow in Diamond Blanc
- Stila Eye Shadow in Black Cat
- L’Oreal Lineur Intense Eye Liner in Carbon Black
- Wet N Wild Eyeliner in Dark Brown
- MAC lipstick in Russian Red

Glam girl Fergie is the new spokeswoman for MACs 2009 Viva Glam collection, and this years shades are some of the best ones yet. I normally buy the Viva Glam colors whether I like them or not because 100% of proceeds go to AIDS research – which gives me the opportunity to use my make-upping super powers for good rather than evil for a change.



This years batch however – frosty pinks and sumptuous plums- are something I most definitely look forward to wearing with a sexy set of smoky eyes. I may even try the lavender look Fergie is sporting in this fabulous poster. Normally I’m not into the couture look, but this one is fierce! Kinda drag queen, but fierce!

Viva Glam VI launches in April, so here’s a listing of the entire collection I pulled off the MAC website so you can get your shopping lists ready!


Lipstick ($14.00)
Viva Glam VI Special Edition Soft blue pink (lustre)
Viva Glam VI Warm terracotta plum with subtle pearl (lustre)
Lipglass ($14.00)
Viva Glam VI Special Edition Soft pink-tinged mauve (frost)
Viva Glam VI Warm plum with pearl (frost)

MAC has finally launched its Kitty Kouture line, and not a moment too soon if ya ask me. Cuz if it’s one thing I love, it’s spending my rent money on make-up and shiny stuff.



Ok, sarcasm aside, I’ll admit I love this line. And if I had a bunch of extra money lying around, I would totally buy all of it. The products are fab, and the packaging is fun, girly and oh so sparkly.

The two shades of Dazzleglass – at $28 a pop- are lovely. Kitty Kouture is a sheer baby pink with loads of sparkle, and Dazzlepuss is a sheer hot pink with flecks of iridescent glitter. The vials are about the same size as MACs regular lipglass, and adorned with a bejeweled Hello Kitty charm that could easily be MacGuyvered into a pendant if you really wanted to make the effort.

The Sheer Mystery Powder meanwhile comes in just about the most beautiful compact ever, encrusted with Swarovski Crystals and a blinged out Hello Kitty logo. The powder comes in three shades – light medium, medium plus and Dark Secret – but let’s be real folks, no one really cares about the powder. Cuz the compact is so pretty it could be filled with killer bees and I’d still want it. Or at least I did until I found out it costs $90. Then I just started crying. Cuz good lord that’s a lot of money!

So until I either win the lottery or find a rich husband, I will be reporting on the Kouture line rather than reviewing it. Unless a certain cosmetics company feels like sending me free samples *cough, cough* in which case I will gladly accept donations!

First came Hello Kitty. Then came Pochacco. And now we have…Inappropriate Bondage Kitty.

My fabulous friend Sarah, aka Sparkly Devil emailed this promo for the Mac Hello Kitty line to me today. And to be quite honest, my brain is still trying to process what I just saw.

Allow me to give you a rundown of the odd things happening in said promo, so it will be easier for you to comprehend what the hell is going on when you watch the ad, which I have posted below. The premise is some kind of Alice in Wonderland meets Hello Kitty meets the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist nightmare. Only, instead of “casual encounters,” it’s more like terrifying encounters. And there’s a cat involved.

So, here’s the rundown:

Around 1:30, Pink Girly Kitty crawls into what looks like a giant vagina made of tulle. As she makes her way into the valley of fabric and lady parts, the accompanying music is beckoning her to “come inside.” Huh, I wonder what they mean by that? *scratches head*

At 2:15, she enters a dark world of fail, and encounters Creepy Latex Kitty, who is surrounded by a bunch of bondage dudes with latex pants and giant Hello Kitty heads.

By 2:35, bondage dudes have surrounded Pink Girly Kitty, and are doing some sort of wierd tribal dance whilst feeling her up.

3:08, more bondage dudes show up, and Latex Kitty starts riding them around like horses. Which isn’t that strange, considering that’s what I do everytime I go to Sanrio – but then the other bondage dudes start throwing Pink Girly Kitty around like a rag doll. And the situation just got serious.

3:58, Pink Girly Kitty wakes up, and realizes her trip to crazy vagina latex world was just a dream. Thank god, cuz seriously, that was some effed’ up shit.



Now that you all understand my bewilderment, let us never speak of this again.

I’m going to go pray now, because I’m scared. Yay as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. But I shall fear the creepy Hello Kitty bondage dudes, because the thought of someone being twisted enough to come up with that makes me a litte uneasy.

Someone hold me.