Britney Jean Spears: The greatest pop star ever. Period.
Crack shakes: symptom resulting from product withdrawal.The only suitable treatment is a trip to Sephora. And possibly more cowbell.
Effin: Used in place of the F-word. Cuz it makes my mom mad. And I gotta be honest, she kinda scares me.
Fail: not awesome, lame. Used to describe make-up that sucks. Or most of the boys I date. Or make-up that sucks on the boys I date. Which is an entirely different issue,really.
FTW: abbreviation – for the win.
Hated It: If you’re to young to remember where this catch phrase came from, I want you to Google In Living Color and do some damn homework. Then, I want you to punch yourself in the face for me.
Hater: one who player hates. Used to describe those using words of hate to convey jealousy.
Illustrious: extremely distinguished and deservedly famous.
Janky: of poor quality.
Learn it. Know it. Live it: Statement made by Brad Hamilton to Jeff Spicoli in the cinematic masterpiece Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Luvs it: the highest compliment, reserved for exceptional products.
Mariah Carey: she who encompasses all that is fabulous and right with the world.
MVP: Most Valuable Product.
Nom, Nom, Nom: the sound of chewing. Indicates one is consuming something delicious.
Skanktastic: term used to describe the “cheap hooker” look. And a few of the girls I know. Wait, did I say that out loud? *looks around*
SJP: Abbreviation – Sarah Jessica Parker
Verklempt: at a loss for words.
Win: good, awesome, does not suck.
ZOMG: OMG. With a Z added for emphasis.