Britney Jean Spears: The greatest pop star ever. Period.

Crack shakes: symptom resulting from product withdrawal.The only suitable treatment is a trip to Sephora. And possibly more cowbell.

Effin: Used in place of the F-word. Cuz it makes my mom mad. And I gotta be honest, she kinda scares me.

Fail: not awesome, lame. Used to describe make-up that sucks. Or most of the boys I date. Or make-up that sucks on the boys I date. Which is an entirely different issue,really.

FTW: abbreviation – for the win.

Hated It: If you’re too young to remember where this catch phrase came from, I want you to Google In Living Color and do some damn homework. Then, I want you to punch yourself in the face.

Hater: one who player hates. Used to describe those using words of hate to convey jealousy.

Illustrious: extremely distinguished and deservedly famous.

Janky: of poor quality.

Learn it. Know it. Live it: Statement made by Brad Hamilton to Jeff Spicoli in the cinematic masterpiece Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Luvs it: the highest compliment, reserved for exceptional products.

Mariah Carey: she who encompasses all that is fabulous and right with the world.

MVP: Most Valuable Product.

Nom, Nom, Nom: the sound of chewing. Indicates one is consuming something delicious.

Skanktastic: term used to describe the “cheap hooker” look. And a few of the girls I know. Wait, did I say that out loud? *looks around*

SJP: Abbreviation – Sarah Jessica Parker

Verklempt: at a loss for words.

Win: good, awesome, does not suck.

ZOMG: OMG. With a Z added for emphasis.